coryonomics

I dream a lot. I remember my dreams and some are great and some not so great. I have woken myself up laughing, crying, and one time I woke everyone up yelling in terror at the top of my lungs (there was a giant cube floating over my bed). Well, recently I was having a discussion with my friends 7 year old and he was telling me about a nightmare he had and it reminded my of my favorite nightmare.
I was about 10 years old and at that time in my life I loved grapes and thought the commercial for the Fruit of the Loom underwear, you know the one where the fruit jumped out of the clothing, was very funny. Well, one particular night following a day I am sure that included playing guns, building a tree house, street football, swimming in the public pool, and closing the day with a little Atari 1600 Pitfall and Defender while listening to Van Halen's Jump over and over and over again, I finally drifted off to sleep. During the night of dream jumping I suddenly found myself in brief danger. The carefully embroidered fruit in my underwear inspected by #28 became animated, leaped from their Superman 2 like imprisonment and proceeded to chase me around the house. The Green Grape seemed to have a particular grudge against me and found the kitchen knives and tried to kill me. I woke up just in time. I only eat red grapes now.
So, share a bizarre dream you have had... please keep it clean.